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Friday, September 12, 2025
The bridge praying to the mountain
Friday, August 22, 2025
Transmission from an office park
I frequently return to this internal habit: I read screens and songs and weather patterns for proof, proof of something excellent and heartbreaking. It's something I'm not proud of, something I've resolved (sitting in the metal folding chair out back) to nix.
I've started a 9-5 confidence-crushing job that makes me out to be the dullest tack in the tack pile (tool in the shed). Imagine me like this: hunched in the swivel chair, arms at 90 degree angels, writing emails for a bitterly normal subset of people who don't read anything written, and for whom I write repetitive slop describing melons, corn, community engagement. Today I got to see "the server room".
There continue to be Big Bang like events, continuously generating (infinite?) new universes. In the mathematics, the universes may have different compositions, different fundamental elements. There could be a universe without atoms at all, a universe made of marbles, a universe of heads full of marbles, one made of unimaginable types of cheese.
The receptionist is telling someone on the phone about her bone graft, the teeth were getting loose, she explains that they insert cadaver bone to fill the emptying space, the teeth were getting loose, the teeth were getting loose! Sometimes she laughs hysterically to herself. When I die I will donate my body to science so that a receptionist can get a bone graft with my old bones and laugh to herself and talk on the phone.
Some believe that there are fundamental mathematical rules that underlie the multiple (infinite?) universes. Things like gravity are environmental details (think about how you would float on Pluto but not on Earth), gravity is not a "rule" of our universe, rather an expression of a greater rule (easiest described in a formula). The greater "rule" is the underlying physical reality of attraction. I think it is likely, despite the possibility of infinite other universes, that there is not another version of me also sitting at a desk picking my nose. There is likely not another version of me at all. Then again, I know nothing of statistics or theoretical physics. The only thing we can know intimately is our own universe, be that the internal swirling or greater cosmic expanse.
Frequently, I see people wandering down the wide paved streets of the office park and wonder if I've been sucked in a time warp and spit out into one of these multiple foreign universes. The people wear crumpled blazers, sometimes wide brimmed hats, ill fitting slacks.
Bored, I poke the small beast & look at the ceiling tiles to examine the feeling.
I waste a lot of time, I open 20 tabs on the laptop and the ignorant hope I carry in my stomach withers. The women's bathroom has baby blue stalls, air freshener canisters, two toilets. In the big stall you can sit on the toilet and hug in your knees to your chest and imagine yourself teleporting somewhere else. The blue of the stalls is a coddling color, it mocks, comforts, thumb in the mouth.
I write things I hear through my headphones into my work notebook and imagine my coworkers reading it after I quit and thinking geez: "Is red herring a real fish and does it taste good on crackers or toast" & "Kepler was barking up the wrong tree" & "Look into Ham Radio"
There's a fun game I invented where you rapidly scroll up and down on a page of text and let your eyes un-focus, then you randomly pick out one word at a time and create brand new sentences:
20 big receptionists, old beasts barking on the ham radio. Marbles swirling and loose, dull tacks imagine a greater hope. Proof of theoretical physics, ceiling tiles, teleporting, the hysterical universe. The people wear headphones, hug hats to chest, don't wonder of anything written, poke the cadaver bone. Geez. I have different compositions of heartbreaking mathematics, intimate formulas, loose physics. Air freshener canisters end work and spit on toilets, I quit!
Wednesday, July 2, 2025
Short fiction on the common gull
I was a seabird, I had a fling with a grocery store clerk. The first time I visited I bought an action figure and some grapes, I only did it because I wanted a discount on oranges. He liked my beak and the fish I caught, didn’t like the way I talked. He followed me around like a dog, I ate things out of the trash a lot. The grocery store was very bright and beautiful, the aisles very clean and straight, I hadn't really seen something so holy before. The whole thing, in my mind, was like a grid of gleaming thread, pulled taught in 90° angles. I only did it because I thought I was at church. Merriam-Webster told me that the word gull originates from the Welsh "gwylan", that it means "to deceive", that I am therefore a deceitful creature. Maybe I just like listening to the radio in strangers' cars and watching lots of tv.
The clerk was pretty boring, now that I really think about it; his shoes were terrible and dirty, they looked like rotten mussels clamped onto his feet. Mussels tend to be like that, brave and stubbornly resigned to idiocy. The tide pools teem with this sort of personality, such resilient organisms are no good at chess or watching movies. The suburbs around the grocery store were similar, but the beasts that resided there had no need for survival instinct or knowledge of the tides, they placated themselves with sports and large vehicles. Despite all these relative comforts, they still couldn't find the time to actually be good at anything, besides maybe grilling and walking the dog.
He really liked strawberry milk, the clerk, the kind in the yellow bottles in the back fridge, pulled from the teet of a mutated bovine. He'd sit in the parking lot and clutch the bottle, nursing like a terrified infant, I found him repulsive and endearing.
The grocery store had wonderful grocery carts affixed with little flags. I would watch the flags stumble down the aisles, small armies of unhappy fathers and depressed college kids jockeying for cereal and pasta sauce. The speakers leaked electronic and folk music, dribble curated for the self-loathing individual who frequented a store like this; the employees were allowed to play one song a day (this was a grave managerial mistake). My favorite person was this woman in the deli department, she would use the huge whirring blade to slice hocks of ham, she seemed to be quite skilled at this. The song she selected was Goodbye Pork Pie Hat, fitting given her profession. The clerk told me this woman has won the county pie-eating contest 4 years in a row, that her favorite pie is coconut cream pie, and that she is unhappily married to a bank teller. I frequently wondered why she wasn't the mayor.
Most of what I learned about the employees and customers was in little lists like this: the lady who collected the carts in the parking lot only wore green underwear, the old man who arrived early every Tuesday morning and waited for the store to open did so because he wanted the "freshest muffins", the delivery truck driver would sing Ave Maria in a beautiful operatic tenor if you asked politely. Sometimes a baby, bored out of her mind in the shopping cart baby seat, would hoist herself out of the metal enclosure and into the stand of tomatoes, piled high beside the cart. This happened enough that the store's owners employed a tomato security guard, a balding man in a black polyester cop outfit who stood dutifully, for 8 hours a day, beside the glittering display. He seemed to me like what I had heard about god; he was hell-bent on protecting the red fruit from harm, and offered constant unsolicited advice about which tomato the passing customer should purchase. He told my clerk that he looked like "the type of fella who should only be eating beefsteaks." The clerk took this to mean he should adopt a carnivorous diet, which is how I ended up in the back of his car guarding a bag of nearly spoiled pork chops. A little red puddle was starting to form at the bottom of the brown grocery bag that held the meat, which didn't concern me, but definitely would have bothered the clerk. In general, the summer was like the red puddle of pork chop juice, stinking and commonplace, a period of time that didn't really concern me. I took a lot of photos and wrote a lot of things down, I stared at the wall almost endlessly. The grocery store offered silent company. The pork puddle stained the car seat, the clerk got fired for picking his nose, never spoke to me again.
Saturday, June 28, 2025
Waiting for the water to boil
Been waiting a lot for water to boil on the stove. I made this song on my microkorg and SP while waiting.
Wednesday, June 25, 2025
Last night I awoke alone in bed, in my square room, in 4 a.m. darkness. The horizontal lines of light cast by the window shades have become so distracting that I sewed some curtains. Otherwise, I'd stay awake far too long waiting for car headlights to launch a phantasmagoric puppet show across the wall, it's very entertaining.
Then: my muscles are huge, I'm a bodybuilding protein pumping steroid humping animal. I watch as, cornered in a meadow, a young rabbit crouches in prairie grass. He is strong, he can swim, he is friendly with moles and squirrels. Something has found him here, in the tall golden field. Blinking, twitching, breathing near the dirt. I understand that the rabbit's brother collects smooth stones, pebbles, when the stream bed curls up under drought. The shelf at home is lined with these talismans; they are all given names and kissed goodnight. The men in their hats pulled low rarely understand things like this, that at home there is a shelf, that things must be kissed goodnight. I've got a song stuck in my head, always have something like that stuck in my head. Moose can't really sing, can't really dance. The men watch me from the bog, watch me from their blinds, from their boats, hats always pulled so low, peering down cylindrical tubes.
Someone pokes me in the eye, "hey that's my eye, stop it."
Awake, I tie up the curtains, I lie in my bed for an hour, and watch two flies circle, it's very entertaining. On my to-do list, I have written "avoid the slow spiral"; the flies didn't get the message.
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I am staring at the profile of a squid suspended in a tank, "my friend would like to order the calamari". The squid once had a dream of being a birthday party noisemaker, one of those paper tubes that unfurls when you blow into it. The squid listens to many conversations: they drool gibberish sentences, Latin phrases, big biting words. The squid thinks: do you know what those mean? do you know you sound like an idiot? do you know I'm very alone?
Recently, at a party, someone told me I was "a good spectator". I went upstairs, sat in a bean bag chair in the dark for 10 minutes, left the party without saying bye. I walked home, humming a Liz Phair song. I have this superstition that if I hum to myself while walking alone at night, I won't be kidnapped or followed (you've gotta have fear in your heart).
That morning it takes two hours to peel an orange, eat it. I leave the apartment (finally), and a freeway billboard shouts Silicon Breast Implants Via Belly Button!! I picture myself a wood statue with a light affixed to my back, it curves over my head like an angler fish. The light is bright and shines directly into the middle of my chest very very hard - it's desperate and infantilizing. At an intersection, I watch a rabbit, huddled in some tall weeds, eat something. I can hear him breathing, near the dirt. On the radio, a man who sounds perpetually out of breath explains that to ensure a moose is dead, poke it in the eye and watch for any reaction, "hey, that's my eye, stop it."
Thursday, June 19, 2025
Sounds
Most of the above writing reads to me like grammatically incorrect personal dribble. I think that's partially true and partially the loathing and "talking to the wall" habits that spending a lot of time alone in the summer does to a person (or at least to me). By talking to the wall, I mean literally speaking out loud to my empty apartment for multiple hours of the day, no I'm not crazy, I just like talking to someone smart (haha get it). Writing things like this blog post and throwing them into the wasteland of the internet feels basically the same as when I talk to myself at home.
Listening back to old recordings, I find some voice memos from almost exactly a year ago of me reading aloud some stories I wrote for a creative writing class. I was living in Berlin, and whenever my dear roommate left for class/the grocery store I would start reading everything I wrote aloud. At some point I started recording myself, so I could listen back and see what parts of the stories I wanted to change. My neighbors in this apartment building had a weekly musical get-together where they would sing old German folk tunes. In preparation for the caroling, my neighbor would tune and play his violin, which frequently didn't sound like music but more like shrieking. Somehow I was never able to capture the singing all that well because the birds in our courtyard drowned out most intelligible sound. This is the best recording I ever got:
Thursday, June 12, 2025
Collected gibberish from the month of May & a little bit of June
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Sitting down to do a final listen through of the new album mixes before sending them off to mastering and the room is glittering. Three fat ...
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Once, I visited the serpents coil. Crack open the brain and sort all the things inside into neat piles. If you do so, it will pile high like...
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I frequently return to this internal habit: I read screens and songs and weather patterns for proof, proof of something excellent and heart...